Friday, January 27, 2017

Introducing Character Profiles!!!

Welcome to character profiles! Here, I make profile things for characters in books, movies, TV shows, etc! 

I take suggestions and do my own thing! Just make sure you aren't using an old idea! So, stay tuned and prepare for some epic character profiles!!!

Percy Jackson: The Lightning Theif

The Lightning Thief

Oooh. This. Not the book, but the movie. You won't here this a lot coming from me, but join me in saying why Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief is the all time worst movie EVER!!

You'll only think this movie sucks as much as it does if you've read the book. "Which by the way, is AMAZING!) But this movie gets half a star!!! NOT EVEN!

This movie does not do mercy on Rick Riordan's franchise at all. It brings shame. It starts okay, but the fact is, Percy SHOULD be 12, yet he is about 17!! I've heard people say movies with 12 year olds fighting monsters won't attract crowds, but that's like saying Harry Potter didn't do well!

I mean, Annabeth isn't even blonde and, you can see the chemistry between Percy and Annebeth from day 1!!! TheY even completely mess up Grover's personality! Not to be rude, but I likes Grover a LOT more before he became BRAVE! 

I can't even express my rage about this movie. It deserves negative eight billion five thousand two hundred seventy three. I'm not even doing a long post because it's so bad, this movie can't even be put into words.

Anyone disagree? Anyone wanna help me point out any more problems? Let me know,

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

Once again, quite a mouthful of a name! But, this movie will beat most for a mixture of freaky guys and jump-scares along with great characters and major plot twists!!

You thought you were satisfied with your billion disk movie library, but no, no, no! No movie library is complete until they've seen Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. 

It follows Jacob, or Jake, as he must find Miss Peregrine. once he finds her, he meets Emma. A beautiful and kind girl who's lighter than air. Emma had a crush on Jake's grandfather, Abe and thinks Jake is Abe. Eventually, Jake is taken into the children's home and meets Miss Peregrine.

The movie is a film adaption of the book by Ransom Riggs. It does change a few things, but it's something I can accept. For one thing, they do switch two characters. Originally, Emma has pyrokinetics, or the ability to maipulate fire with her bare hads but she can levtate in the movie. Movie Emma's role is the same as Olive's in the book.

Enough of that. Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children is by far, one of the best movies I've ever seen! I totally reccomend it!

Into the Woods (Playhouse Square)

Into the Woods

I'be recently seen Into the Woods at Playhouse Square in Cleveland, Ohio. The same one that they preformed on Broadway! If you've seen the movie and not the play, I feel bad for you! The play was AMAZING!

It's one of those shows where you think you know what's coming, but then you get something totally different! Every cast member is onstage at the same time and most members have more then one role! Like, Cinderella's stepmother and Jack's mom had the same actress, Little Red Riding Hood and Rapunzel, the Cow and Rapunzel's Prince, Cinderella's Prince and the Wolf, you get the picture.

Also, the music isn't the same. The play is the original version and it includes some songs the movie excluded like, Our Little World, a duet by Rapunzel and the Witch, Agony (Reprise), still by the Princes, No More, sang by the Baker and Baker's Father, etc.

It's one of those plays you just REALLY wanna see again. The set was absulutely amazing! It had a piano right in the middle that a guy sat at and played and the cast moved it around and used it as a prop! Every cast member would be apart of the songs and would play an instrument if thwy weren't singing. 

Overall, I would seriously reccomend this play! It's great and the music is amazing! You'll just REALLY want to see it again when it's over and be astonished by all the hard work each cast member probably had to put into it in order to make the production possible.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

1/26/17 Thursday Quotes!

Hey guys! I've decided every Thursday, I'm gonna post some AWESOME quotes! Here are some... NOW!
Today's theme is real life people quotes!

No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind. 
~ Taylor Swift



We do not need magic to transform our world. We carry all of the power we need inside ourselves already.
~ J.K. Rowling

When you fall asleep tonight, just remember, we all lay under the same stars.
~ Shawn Mendes

Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?
~ Rick Riordan

I don't want other people to decide who I am. I want to decide that for myself.
~ Emma Watson

Be nice to everyone, always smile, and appreciate things because it could all be gone tomorrow.
~ Ed Sheeran

I hope you enjoyed this Thursday's quotes by REAL PEOPLE. Next week, I'm doing HARRY POTTER characters!!

Lab Rats!!!!

Lab Rats!

Okay, I know I kind of made a post about Lab Rats already, but that was just expressing my sadness and anger that it was canceled. THIS on the other hand is just how much I heart the show!

Lab Rats starts with Leo Dooley's mom, Tasha Davenport, marrying Donald Davenport. Tasha and Leo move into Davenport's house. Davenport's a multi-billionare with a huge ego ad love for his hair. Soon, Leo journeys to the mysterious basement where he then meets Adam, Bree, and Chase. Adam has super-strength and laser-vision, Bree has super-speed, and Chase has molecular kinesis and super-intellegance. 

It's really good. Lab Rats is hilarious and every word will make you crack up! It starts like an ordinary show with a different subject every episode, but eventually you meet Marcus, Douglas, and Victor Krane, Some ANTAGONISTS FINALLY. Then the suspense starts!!! I won't tell you anything about them...

Some secondary characters you meet are Eddy, who's a smart-home system that is practically Davenport's best friend. Eddy absulutely despises anyone BUT Davenport. You can say he hates Leo less, but still a disliking. Bree even tells Eddy he's evil which actually is very true. There's also Principal Perry who hates the Lab Rats and Leo! Always trying to prove there is something weird about them... which is true.

And since I know this show REALLY well and I just have the time, I'm gonna do a quick Pros and Cons. Caution, this MAY OR MAY NOT be my longest post.

PROS
1. It may seem like a show you won't like much at first, but it soon becomes a LIFE SOURCE.
2. The characters are real goofy and say the STUPIDEST things that are just HILARIOUS.
3. The storyline keeps you at the edge of your seat, whether it's pulling a little 'Star Wars' bit (I am your father) or being trapped in an avalanche, or a massive explosian, or just plain unexpected bits of stuff!
4. The realistic parts are TOTALLY relateable! School problems, crush problems, people in general problems, you can almost ALWATYS relate!
5. It's one of those shows that's perfectly imperfect! (I have a shirt that says that!) It doesn't need to get every little detail correct. It's just awesome the way it is!
6. Some antagonists are evil in s stupid way! Like Douglas, I'm not 100% sure if this is truely the case, but Douglas is practically evil cuz he's tired of living in Davenport's shadow and (correct me if I'm wrong) just wants to be recodnized for better or worse. (Seems like worse!)

CONS
1. Sometimes, something HUGE and IMPORTANT happens and it's just... WOW! But then, the next episode it's just like... pretend it never happened.
2. IT'S OVER!!! Peeps, we gotta get Disney XD making this again! Another season... I can see it now! Lab Rats: Bionic Hero! That's my idea! Do you agree?

Overall, it's a GREAT show that I REALLY love but sadly, is off the air, and Disney XD seriously does't show it on TV anymore! You gotta have Netflix or Watch Disney XD (I think) if you wanna watch it!

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

The name's a mouthful, am I right? Also known as Fantastic Beasts, this movie now beats Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban as #1! 

Fantastic Beasts is the first of an expected five movies! It tells the story of Newt Scammander in the 1920s, who comes to America to finish the research for his book, you guessed it, Fantastic Beasts  and Where to Find Them. While in America, Newt meets to witches, a worker at the American version of the Ministry of Magic (MACUSA), Porpentina "Tina" Goldstein, legilimens (mind-reader) Queenie Goldstein, and No Maj (American Muggle) Jacob Kowloski. It all starts with a Niffler escaping Newt's bag.

I won't give it away, but Fantastic Beasts is amazing! It's full of action and even has a bit of a love story... Trust me when I say this, after watching Fantastic Beasts you will beg for the screenplay JUST so you can READ the movie whenever you want to before it comes out on DVD!!

And how could I forget the villionous side? Credence Barebone is an American squib, tricked into helping the main antagonist, Percival Graves, who is actually Gellert Grindlewald in disguise... Graves just wants Credence's help so he can find the obscurus, who he believes to be Modesty Barebone, Credence's sister. I'll leave you to wonder what an obscuras is and I won't tekk you who the real one is...

So WATCH FANTASTIC BEASTS AND LOVE IT! But before I go, you need to hear this heartbreaking news... NEWT WON'T BE THE MAIN FOCAS OF MOVIE 2! But we can expect to see Dumbledore, the mysterious Leta Lestrange, Gellert Grindlewald (played by Johnny Depp!), and even Credence will come back!